A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”…..
Tag Archives: Long Jokes
Jokes are just Sneaky
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is…..
Just a Bunch of Jokes!!
I loved the dress that I bought at a flea market. It fit perfectly, and the skirt was a swirl of intricate pleats. I wore it confidently to an evening party…….
Lots of Jokes for More Laughs
The first starts with…. A taxi passenger tapped the driverĀ on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window….
Long Jokes for more Laughs
More Long Jokes to give Laughs.
Long Jokes are just for Fun
More Long Jokes to give Laughs.
Jokes of the Day
John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm…
Jokes of Dad ringing home and More
A little girl answers the phone: āHello.ā
He says,Ā āHi honey, this is Daddy.Ā Is Mummy near the phone?ā
She replies, Ā āNo Daddy.Ā Sheās upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.ā……
Joke – Three couples are trying to get married at the same church, but …..
Three couples are trying to get married at the same church., but the Minister sets a condition concerning sex before the……
Dog has a note for the Butcher, but….
A butcher is at work, chopping up some meat when he hears the door open. He walks to the door and sees a golden retriever with a note in its mouth……
Nude women in the Pond, but what …..
As he came closer to his pond, he saw there was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping…….
Joke – A woman rings her husband, but …
The phone rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen……
Jokes about Mistakes
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?”…..
Jokes of Men, Dogs and Ladders
She was in court seeking a divorce due to something that had become apparent one morning…..
Jokes of being Sneaky
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is…..
Jokes at Home
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big….
Jokes to catch your Breathe.
A woman burst out of the examining room screaming after her young Doctor tells her that she is pregnant…..
Jokes with Something on Their Mind
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned….