Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Anna.

Anna who?

Annamazingly good joke.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Donna.

Donna who?

Donna you know.  Isa Luigi.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Iris.

Iris who.

Iris you would open the door.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Gotta.

Gotta who.

Gotta go to the toilet.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Lettuce.

Lettuce who.

Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Scott.

Scott who.

Scott nothing to do with you.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peephole and you will see.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Troy.

Troy who?

Troy as I may, I can’t reach the doorbell.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Adair.

Adair who?

Adair you to open this door.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hugh.

Hugh who?

Hugh wouldn’t believe it if I told you.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jeffery

Jeffery who?

Jeffery time I knock, you ask who I am.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Pierre.

Pierre who?

Pierre through the keyhole, you’ll see.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Courtney.

Courtney who?

Courtney robbers lately.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Harriet.

Harriet who?

Harriet up.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

June.

June who?

June know how to open a door?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

May.

May who?

Maybe it’s a friend at the door.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tricia.

Tricia who?

Bless you, what a bad cold!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Willa.

Willa who?

Willa present make you happy?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Diana.

Diana who.

Diana thirst.  A glass of water please.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Isabel.

Isabel who.

Isabel necessary on a bike.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Mister.

Mister who.

Mister last train home.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Tank.

Tank who.

You’re welcome

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sue.

Sue who?

Sue’n you will know.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hank.

Hank who?

Hank you for asking.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Shirley.

Shirley who?

Shirley you know who I am.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up?

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

York.

York who?

York, york, york. This is funny!

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Dana.

Dana who?

Dana you mind.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Elly.

Elly who?

Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Iris.

Iris who?

Iris you would open the door.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Michelle.

Michelle who?

Michelle has sounds of the sea in it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive in this house. What are you doing here?

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Andy.

Andy who?

Andy man.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Cain.

Cain who?

Cain tell you.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Nobel.

Nobel who.

No bell, so I just knocked.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Holly.

Holly who.

Hollylujah

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Kiki.

Kiki who.

Kiki’s stuck in the lock, let me in.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who.

Norma Lee I’d be at school, but I’ve got the day off.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Sawyer.

Sawyer who.

Sawyer lights on and thought I’d drop in.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Justin.

Justin who.

Justin time for lunch.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Earl.

Earl who?

Earl tell you if you open the door.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Albert.

Albert who?

Albert you’ll never guess.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Gus.

Gus who?

Gus what, it’s me.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arnie.

Arnie who?

Arnie going to let me in?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sam.

Sam who?

Sam day you’ll recognize my voice.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Enid.

Enid who?

Enid a glass of water.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Ida know.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Peg.

Peg who?

Peg your pardon, I’ve got the wrong door.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sarah.

Sarah who?

Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arnie.

Arnie who?

Arnie going to let me in?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arnold.

Arnold who?

Arnold man.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sawyer.

Sawyer who?

Sawyer lights on, thought I’d drop by.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows.

Cows who?

No, cows go moo.