Joke – A woman rings her husband, but …

A bunch of men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: “Hello
Woman: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?
Man: “Yes
Woman: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
Man: “Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.
Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.
Man: “How much?
Woman: “$80,000
Man: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000
Man: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.
Woman: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!
Man: “Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..

He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

A man was dying. His wife sat at his bedside. He looked up and said weakly, “I have something I must confess before I die.

There’s no need to, ” she replied.

No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I must tell you. I’ve had sex with your sister, your best mate, her best mate, and your mother!

I know,” she replied, “now just rest and let the poison do its work.

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