A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”
Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?“
I recently phoned an old engineering buddy of mine. During the conversation I asked him what he was doing these days.
He replied that he was working on “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed until, upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife’s supervision!
I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent, so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink.
When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full, but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge.
That’s when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up, but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare, so I started organizing it.
And that’s how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from about 20 years ago, and not doing laundry.
A man rushed home from work, and pulled his wife into the bedroom, then grabbed the blankets and pulled the blankets over them.
She was shocked and excited. He hadn’t been like this for 20 years.
Then the husband said’ “Look, new watch glows in the dark!”