Funny Joke of the Day


In a law court, a lawyer calls a dog as a witness

The Judge says “get that dog out it cannot be a witness”

The Lawyer says “Don’t worry this dog can talk I will prove it.”

The dog is sworn on to the podium and the Lawyer begins his cross examination. First he asks the dog “Good morning sir, how was the road on your way here?” The dog says “rough”

Then the lawyer asks “What is on the top of the building?” “Roof” the dog replies.

Then the lawyer asks the dog “who is the greatest baseball player of all time?” “Ruth!” Exclaims the dog.

The judge has had enough and demands that the dog is removed from the court. As he walks out the dog says “Should I have said Hank Aaron?”


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