Long Jokes for Longer Laughs

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for 4 people?!

I’m still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Wednesday.  I know it’s a work night but it will be soooo worth missing a day!

We’ll leave in the morning from the helipad at the nearby Resort and will fly to the closest major vineyard and have brekky there, and then onto a yacht for lunch.

In the afternoon we’ll do a fly along the coast arriving for dinner & cocktails back at the Resort, then a limo back home.

If interested please message me! Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, possibly a limo too…. otherwise we can’t go…

Hope you enjoyed that joke, here is another …

My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch.

After a few hours, the house painters came back for the payment as their work was complete.

Before leaving they told my friend that they had enjoyed painting his car, but it is not really a Porsche.

Hope you enjoyed that joke, here is another …

 Once during an adventure, a farmer named Bryan Clay stumbled into a cave and found a magic lamp.

Upon rubbing the lamp, a Genie appeared and asked him what his wish was.

The farmer told him that he wished he were very rich.

The Genie said okay and asked him, “Alright Mr Very Rich Clay, what is your second wish?”

Hope you enjoyed that joke, here is another …

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

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