Jokes of the Day


There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime.

After three of their neighbours houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So the young wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”

The clerk replied, “Sorry, we’re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate”.

The wife didn’t believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, “Karate that chair.”

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces.

Then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.”

The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat sceptical about the Scottie dog’s abilities as a guard dog.

When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, “Karate my ass.”

To this very day, he is still in the hospital…..


Hope you enjoyed that joke, here is another …


A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in.

The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.”

“Doberman, what do you believe in?” asked God.

The doberman answered, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Aha,” said God, “you may sit to my left.”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”

The cat replied, “I believe you are sitting in my seat.”

Hope you enjoyed that joke, here is another …

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.

Man: “Hi! I am so happy to see you.”

Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

Man: “It’s been 10 years!”

With this information, the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

Man: “Thank you so much!”

Girl: “So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?”

Man: “It’s been 10 years!”

The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whisky and gives the man a drink.

Man: “Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!”

Girl (starting to slowly unzip the front of her wet suit): “So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?”

Man: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there, too!”

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