Groan or Laugh at these Puns

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

What did the hamburger name it’s baby? Patty!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii!

Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!

Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they’re having trouble installing Windows!

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My girlfriend thought I’d never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!

Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

I just found out that I’m colour blind. The news came completely out of the green!

What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!

I once met a pig that did karate… we called him Pork Chop!

Somebody stole all my lamps…. and I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

I’ve started sleeping in our fireplace. Now I sleep like a log!

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people… But none of them work!

Every soccer player’s favourite beverage? Penal-tea!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up!

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What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller!

Why do eggs hate jokes? The answer cracks them up!

I wondered why Frisbee’s looked bigger the closer they came… And then it hit me!

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